M: Sure, what's it on?
T: Garbage.
...and that's how we spent the day going over the terms Müllverbrennungsanlage, Entsorgungseinrichtungen, Rauchgasreinigungsanlage, Sondermülldeponie and wasserundürchlässigen Sickenwasserrohre....
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T: Mama, will you help me study for my test?
M: Sure, what's it on? T: Garbage. ...and that's how we spent the day going over the terms Müllverbrennungsanlage, Entsorgungseinrichtungen, Rauchgasreinigungsanlage, Sondermülldeponie and wasserundürchlässigen Sickenwasserrohre....
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T: I hope there's going to be Kartoffelsalat at the barbecue tonight.
Her Friend: Weisst du wie man 'Salat' auf Englisch sagt? T: Salad. HF: Wie sagt man 'Kartoffel'? T: Potato. HF: Warum sagst du denn nicht 'Potato Salad'? T: Weiss ich doch nicht. "Mom, stop referring to what your working on as a 'digital app.' ALL apps are digital!
I worked out in the yard about an hour after all three kids had already given up and gone in. When I came in to lunch, R. said, "T. was crying when she came in from doing yard work with you. Did you really tell her, "Klappe halten, weiter machen!"
Me: "No, of course not... All I said was to quit whining and to work ten more minutes until the big hand was on the six..." Looke The young exchange student from Texas got in trouble for reading a book under the school desk:
Teacher: Is that a GERMAN book, Lilli? L: No, it's English -- but haven't you ever been so into a book you just can't put it down? T: Lilli. I know that feeling only too well. That is why for many years I have forbidden myself to read books. Daughter: Mama, you need to use anti-aging cream.
Me: What, on my face? D: Your eyes. Me: What's wrong? Do I have bags under my eyes? D: No, well, yes, you have bags but you have also lots of little things in your skin... Just look in the mirror. You'll see what I mean. RIGHT, AS IF I'M EVER LOOKING IN A MIRROR AGAIN |